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The Latest Cultural Icon who has dubbed himself "DIMA" was reached for comment earlier today " I'm not here so much to cause trouble but to sing and dance and have a good time, BIATCH." Looking to him for inspiration insipid performing artists seek him to penetrate the long impermeable wall of insatiable thirst for a new Winner. When asked what he thought of the 36 "I only want the best for these guys I'm 21 right now and that means to me that the stage is ripe for me to crush the grapes into wine" Sources say this secret weapon is designer and has returned from the future to correct the present with technology only available to top secret inventors. "I have singles hidden away, I know magic, I look good. I like thick chicks. & Dem like me nah." Having begun work on a novel DIMAs bravery is an example to us all especial to nicknack artists who once and for all agreed they are paving the road for a much more spectacular animal able to perform on the world circuit and leap to no bounds. "What you say? FEathers? Its all in good fun, all in good time with good timing." Unable to sell himself short DIMA continues " Yes its true its all pre-programmed down there, still I'm looking to break barriers to entry. Credentials? These are best kept hidden, Since I got the gift of gab please let me explain.. Opportunity of this magnitude seldom shows it's face, what we have is a genuine perfect. There is no replacement for proprietary experience in the field, 'Procure & Slang' my motto. " When asked if DIMA is willi g to appear on the Show in California he replied " Damn it is cold in Pennsylvania and I could use the break since I haven't been on vacation and 36 could use the BREAKS." As an artist DIMA admints its definately different "My Music is an upgrade from the previous generation and I can keep it clean and polished like a cats testicals all shiney and shit"

-DIMA

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